R-Rated PDA

(I am, how you say, very hands on with my girlfriend. She doesn’t mind the random gropes when we’re alone, but she gets terrified when I do it when there are children around. We have just finished watching Deadpool, the movie. Note that there are many kids in the audience.)

Me: *gropes her breast*

Girlfriend: *turns to look at me, shocked look on her face*

Me: “Oh, don’t give me that! After what those kids just saw, this is nothing!”

Girlfriend: *pauses* “You have a point.”