Very Quickly Put The Matter To Bed
(We have just moved into a new house in a new city. My adult son and I both need new beds. The two of us go into a store that sells beds and are met by a salesman.)
Salesman: “Welcome to [Store]! What are you looking for today?”
Me: “I need a firm mattress and he—” *points to son* “—needs a soft one.”
Salesman: “So, we need something in the middle, then?”
Me: “I am not planning on sleeping with my son! We need two beds!”
(Very sheepishly, he showed us around the store.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
