Queen Liver-beth
(This entire conversation, except for one word, takes place in Estonian. My father’s English isn’t very good, but he does know a lot of words.)
Father: “What was the name of the new British prince again?”
Me: “George.”
Father: “Jaws? That’s an odd name for a kid. Wait, is the entire British royalty named after body parts?”
This story is part of our Father’s Day roundup.
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?