Quarter Of A Dollar, Quarter Of A Brain
Customer: *placing coin in front of me* “This is a dollar.”
Me: “That’s a quarter.”
Customer: “Right, a quarter dollar.”
Me: “Yes, a quarter dollar.”
Customer: “So which is it, a quarter or a dollar?”
Me: “It’s a quarter.”
Customer: “Then why does it say quarter dollar?”
Me: “Because it’s a quarter of a dollar.”
Customer: *uproarious laughter*
Me: “I wasn’t kidding.”
Customer: *leaves looking extremely disappointed*
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
