Quaffer Some Free Advice
Customer #1: “Four shots of Jameson, please. But can we have them for free?”
Me: “Ha ha, no.”
Customer #1: “Can we at least have a discount?”
Customer #2: “We’re all bartenders too!”
Customer #1: “Except for me. I’m a personal trainer.”
Me: “Do people ever ask you for free stuff?”
Customer #1: *annoyed* “Yeah, they want, like, a free hour with me.”
Me: “So, what do you do?”
Customer #1: “I SHUT IT DOWN! Just like you did. Good job. High five!”
(They paid for all the shots, and tipped two dollars for each.)
Question of the Week
Tell us about a customer who got caught in a lie!
