Quaffer Some Free Advice
Customer #1: “Four shots of Jameson, please. But can we have them for free?”
Me: “Ha ha, no.”
Customer #1: “Can we at least have a discount?”
Customer #2: “We’re all bartenders too!”
Customer #1: “Except for me. I’m a personal trainer.”
Me: “Do people ever ask you for free stuff?”
Customer #1: *annoyed* “Yeah, they want, like, a free hour with me.”
Me: “So, what do you do?”
Customer #1: “I SHUT IT DOWN! Just like you did. Good job. High five!”
(They paid for all the shots, and tipped two dollars for each.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
