Putting Your Selfie In Danger

(My company is having a fire drill, but it was unannounced as to get everyone away from their desk. I am coming down the stairs to evacuate when a pair of sales associates in their 20s walk in front of me into the stairwell from their floor. They are completely serious with what they say.)

Coworker: “I need to get on snapchat!”

(The coworker pulls out her phone.)

Coworker: “Oh, my god! The building is on fire! Hashtag, selfie!”

(Coworker #1 and #2 proceeded to STOP in the middle of the stairwell to take their ‘selfie,’ making everyone who was behind them stop for a moment. I wish I could have photo-bombed them.)