Putting Them Right On The Double

| Working | November 29, 2013

(My brother, mother, and I have just moved home. Mum had earlier signed up at the local doctor’s office. An employee from the office phones up, speaking in a very ‘know-it-all’ tone.)

Employee: “You’ve got one of your children’s dates of birth wrong. You’ve put them both the same.”

Mum: “They’re twins.”

Employee: “Oooh!”

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