Putting The Worst Into Bratwurst

| Friendly | April 26, 2014

Friend: “You know what bugs me?”

Me: “What?”

Friend: “You know how they’ll have those commercials for big d*** pills and they always call it ‘natural male enhancement’?”

Me: “Yeah.”

Friend: “That always gets me thinking. If they have to call it natural male enhancement, they must be trying to distinguish it from un-natural male enhancement.”

Me: “Un-natural male enhancement? What would that be?”

Friend: “I dunno. Where they staple a hot dog to the end of it?”

Me: “… Well. I know what I’m not having for lunch.”

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