Putting The Widow Into Window

| Ireland | Related | August 13, 2012

(My husband and I are practicing a fire drill with our 6-year-old daughter and 2-year-old son.)

Me: “The best way to get out is down the stairs and out through the front door.”

Husband: “If we can’t go down the stairs, we go to the bathroom. I’ll break the window and we can get out onto the roof and down the fire escape.”

Me: “I’d never fit through there!”

Husband: “Well, don’t worry. The kids will still have me.”

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