Putting The Undying Into Undying Love, Part 2

(My boyfriend and I have recently started watching ‘Supernatural.’ There’s an episode where the dead in a town rise up and go home to their families, until they turn evil and eat the stomachs of their loved ones.)

Boyfriend: “If I died and then rose again a few years later, would you take me back?”

Me: “I don’t really know. I think I’d be pretty freaked out if you rose from the dead. Even if you seemed normal, I’d be worried about possible face-eating.”

(Later, someone in the episode has their guts ripped out.)

Boyfriend: “If I died and came back as a zombie, would you let me eat your stomach?”

Me: “No! I need my stomach!”

Boyfriend: “But if I ate your stomach, you could become a zombie, and then we could go eat people’s stomachs together. I just want to do things with you!”

Me: “That’s… sweet of you. I think?”