Putting The Tong Into Tongue-Lashing
(I walk into my kitchen to see my mom brandishing a pair of tongs at my brother.)
Mom: “These are tongs; thongs are something that goes on your butt!”
(I stand there awkwardly until by brother sees me.)
Brother: “She just randomly said that! I don’t know!”
Question of the Week
Tell us about a customer that lied or scammed to get what they wanted.
