Putting The Tong Into Tongue-Lashing
(I walk into my kitchen to see my mom brandishing a pair of tongs at my brother.)
Mom: “These are tongs; thongs are something that goes on your butt!”
(I stand there awkwardly until by brother sees me.)
Brother: “She just randomly said that! I don’t know!”
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