Putting The Rump Into Trump Card

| Related | January 3, 2014

(We are playing ‘Cards Against Humanity’ with my parents after Thanksgiving dinner. The game involves selecting the best answer from a series of cards to fill the blanks in statements. My husband, my cousin, his wife, and I are all over 30.)

Mom: “Blank. Bet you can’t have just one.”

Dad: “Oh, man… Well, we are all adults here, right?”

(We all agree.)

Dad: “If you don’t pick mine, you’re a liar!”

(My dad’s card turned out to be ‘Buttsex.’ I am still dying inside.)

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