Putting The Relation Into Relationship, Part 5  

, | Related | September 10, 2012

(My mother’s family holds a reunion every two years at a campground. One semi-regular tradition is a talent show of sorts. My gregarious Texan aunt always gets her children to sing.)

Uncle: *as MC* “…and now Kelly will sing for us!”

(As she makes her way forward, her mother stands up.)

Texan aunt: “She’s 26, single, and a natural blonde!”

Sister: “Wrong audience, auntie!”

 

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