Putting The Red Light… On This Conversation

My coworker thinks he’s funny, but he’s mostly just offensive. I don’t know how he hasn’t been fired up to this incident, as it isn’t even the most offensive interaction. A member of our upper management (originally from Austria) comes to our store. [Coworker] corners him in the break room.

Coworker: “Hey, I heard you talking earlier. You’re German, right?”

Manager: “Actually—”

Coworker: “You have, like, hookers and s***, right? Titties in the windows?”

He grabs his own chest and mimics being pressed against a window.

Coworker: “Like Amsterdam.” *In a bad Rastafarian accent* “The ganja, Mon!”

Manager: *Standing up* “We haven’t been introduced.”

Coworker: “Oh, right on. I’m [Coworker]. You’re [Manager], right?”

Manager: “Well, [Coworker], I hope you’ve enjoyed your time at [Company].”

[Manager] walked away. [Coworker] stood there for a moment, waffling between confused and entertained. Two days later, his job was available.