Putting The ‘R’ Into Refund
(I am working the box office with my manager. A large group of teenage girls dressed like they are going to a club get their turn to purchase tickets.)
Manager: “Make sure you ID them, and let them know if they sneak in, they won’t get a refund.”
(I acknowledge the manager’s comment, and turn to the teenage girls.)
Me: “Hi, welcome to [theater]; how may I help you?”
Girl #1: “Can we have tickets to see [R-rated movie]?”
Me: “Do you guys have ID?”
Girl #1: “No.”
Me: “Then I am afraid I can’t sell you the tickets. It’s company policy that you have proper ID to see R-rated movies.”
(The girls walk away angry. They come back a few minutes later after waiting in line again.)
Girl #1: “Can we have tickets to see [G-rated movie]?”
Me: “Sure, your total will be $32. If you try to sneak into the movie you wanted before this one, you will not get a refund. Here are your tickets, enjoy!”
Girl #2: “Why does everyone think we are trying to sneak into a d*** R-rated movie?!”
Girl #3: “I don’t know, but it’s getting really ANNOYING!”
(Not even ten minutes later, the girls come storming out of the theater and toss their tickets up on the counter.)
Girl #3: “We need refunds for this movie.”
Me: “Why do you need a refund for this movie?”
Girl #3: “Because, it already started.”
Me: “Actually, this movie doesn’t start for another ten minutes.”
Girl #3: “Well, I, uh…”
Me: “So why do you need a refund?”
Girl #3: “Because the cop wouldn’t let us in the movie!”
Me: “You mean the cop that is standing by the auditoriums that have the R-rated movies, that are on the complete opposite side of the theater that has the movie you bought tickets for?”
(All four girls give dumbfounded looks.)
Me: “I am sorry; I can’t give you a refund.”
(The girls start making a scene. My manager walks over.)
Manager: “Listen, my employee did her job. She told you she wasn’t going to give you a refund if you tried to sneak into a movie, and you did exactly what she told you not to do. Now, you have two options: you can leave the theater and take your attitudes elsewhere, or I can call the cops and have them remove you from the premises. Which will it be?”
(The girls turn and storm off.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?