Putting The Pow In Kung Pao
Me: “Hi, welcome to [Restaurant]. What would you like today?”
Customer: “I’d like fried rice with the chicken and broccoli.”
Me: “Sure.” *I put food on plate*
Customer: “Now, add lots of the broth on the rice. Lots and lots and lots.”
Me: “Okay.” *I add sauce to rice*
Customer: *watches and starts making noises of pleasure* “Ohhh! Yeah! Ohhh!”
Me: “…”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
