Putting The Lust Into Wanderlust

(I have moved several times due to intense wanderlust and a desire to eventually hide somewhere when I settle down. I am living in Oregon, while dreaming of being in Alaska for the next move. I am chatting with a stranger who started a conversation with me about it.)

Me: “Yeah, it’s so untouched out there. If I could learn to be completely self sufficient, I would just move into the woods out there alone.”

Stranger: *who’s male* “So, do you like guys…. like, at all?”

Me: “I… I am not sure why that’s your follow up question, but you definitely gave me one more reason to leave!”