Can’t Stop Even In Your ‘Wildest Dreams’

(I am walking through the hallway with two friends to my next class.)

Friend #1: “I really don’t get what’s so great about Taylor Swift. Honestly, I don’t like her all that much.”

Me: “What, you don’t want to party like it’s 1989?”

Friend #2: “Oh, my god, [Friend #1]. Why would you say something like that?!”

Me: “Maybe he’s got some bad blood. [Friend #1] just has to shake it off.”

Friend #1: “[My Name], holy s***! No more puns!”

Me: “I knew you were trouble when you walked in…”

Friend #1: “No!”

Me: “At least you aren’t lying on the cold hard ground.”