Putting The Ex Into Explosive

| Romantic | July 13, 2012

(My lovely boyfriend is visiting his hometown, where one of my not-so-lovely exes also lives. I’ve jokingly suggested that if they ever meet, he needs to defend my honor and do something.)

Me: “You don’t have to do anything violent. You could, maybe, throw a duck’s severed head into his bed. Or something.”

Boyfriend: “You don’t hold your grudges, do you? You keep them in a cage until they die, and then you stuff them and mount them.”

Me: “Yup. And?”

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