Putting The Dead Into Deadline

Client: “I need that brochure today!”

Me: “I’m sorry, but your deadline is two weeks from now. I have four other projects due this weekend.”

Client: “But I’m giving you a deadline now.”

Me: “It’s not feasible to meet it, I’m sorry.”

Client: “Fine! I’m taking your paycheque to hire someone else to do it.”

Me: “Well, that’s your right.”

Client: “Do you know anyone who can? Preferably for less than you were.”