Putting The A** In Asthma
(We are in science class, and my friend comes up to me with what looks like a tongue depressor, probably just a lollipop stick.)
Friend: “Cough on this.”
Me: “Why?”
Friend: “Just do it!
(I cough on it. He instantly starts rubbing it around in his mouth.)
Me: “What the hell are you doing?”
Friend: “Shut up. I’m trying to get asthma!”
Me: “It’s not contagious.”
Friend: “Shut up. How the hell would you know?”
Me: “I have asthma, maybe?”
(He walks away still sucking the stick. Half an hour later.)
Friend: “Sir, I feel faint. I can’t see straight. I think I have asthma.”
Teacher: “If you had asthma you would find it difficult to breathe.”
Friend: “That, too!” *falls on floor*
(I sincerely hope he was joking.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?