Putting It Out There In Public (Transit)

I’m sitting on the bus. A small girl and her father are sitting in front of me. The girl is misbehaving a bit and won’t sit still, even though her father has told her to settle down several times.

Eventually, he lets out an exasperated:

Father: “Why won’t you do what I tell you to?”

Little Girl: *Matter-of-factly.* “Mom always tells you to stop washing your balls in the sink, but you still do it!”

They got off that bus very quickly as every single person around them was desperately trying not to laugh.