Putting His Own Spin On It

(I work in a gas station. An older customer comes in, and starts ranting at me. A younger male customer stands behind her, waiting for her to be done.)

Older Customer: “You know most vehicles have their gas nozzle on the driver’s side of the car, right?”

Me: “Well, I can’t really say one way or another but—”

Older Customer: “You should put more pumps on the left side so the MAJORITY of people can use your pumps.”

Me: “I don’t really underst—”

Older Customer: “It’d really be easier if you just made more on the LEFT SIDE, because all the cars have it on that side.”

Me: “Well, ma’am, we DO rotate the pumps every six months.”

Customer: “Oh! Well all right then!”

(The older customer walks out cheerfully.)

Younger Customer: “You… rotate them?”

Me: “Yup, pick ‘em up, swivel ‘em around, set ‘em back down.”

Younger Customer: “Well played…”