Putting A Cap On The Number Of Hats

(My dad and I are touring the Grand Canyon as part of a father-daughter bonding trip. We want a picture of both of us in front of the canyon, so we ask another tourist wearing a cowboy hat to take our picture.)

Tourist: “Okay, where did you want to stand?”

Dad: “Right here’s good.”

(My dad is wearing a baseball cap because of the sun, but in pictures the shadow from the cap completely hides his face.)

Me: “Take off your hat, or it’ll hide your face.”

Tourist: “Oh yes of course, I’m so sorry; I hadn’t thought of that! I’ll take it off. I’m so sorry!”

Dad: “Don’t boss around people who aren’t family!”

Me: “I was talking to you. His face isn’t even going to be in the picture.”