Puts The ‘Car’ Into Uncaring

(My little brothers and I are with our grandfather and several dogs in his beloved ancient Toyota. I am about five or six years old. We see a broken-down Jeep along the side of the road. My grandfather pulls up next to the Jeep.)

Grandpa: *to me and my brothers* “Now see, we’re going to help this person.”

(My grandpa rolls down the window.)

Grandpa: “NEXT TIME, BUY JAPANESE!”

(He then cackles, and we drive away.)