Put Your Foot(ball) In Your Mouth

| Related | October 25, 2016

(My sister is about three years old, and has not said a single word up to this point. I and my mom have come home from shopping while my sister stayed at home watching football with my dad.)

Sister: *as soon as we walk through the door* “The backup quarterback always kills us.”

(Stunned silence.)

Me: “I think she deserves a cookie.”

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