Put The Wrong Foot Forward

, , , | Right | October 9, 2017

(I work in a kiosk in the middle of a mall, and I have stores on both sides of me. I often have customers ask for directions. I am often amused when someone asks me about a store only a few fronts away, but I’m not expecting this one.)

Customer: “Hi! Could you tell me where [Children’s Clothing Store] is?”

(I automatically point to the store front, but words stop short when I realize where I’m pointing.)

Customer: *looks in the direction I’m pointing* “Oh, dear! It’s just a foot behind me, and I just walked by it! I must look like an idiot!”

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