Put This Con To Bed
Customer: “I am looking for some cheap beds for my sons.”
(I look at the two boys the customer has brought with her. One is about 6 years old and very slim, while the other is approximately 13 and massive.)
Me: “Well, for the little one we have this model…”
(I show her the cheapest mesh base in the store.)
Me: “…and for the older boy, we have this model.”
(I show her a heavy duty reinforced model that is $60 more.)
Customer: “No, I will take two of the cheaper beds, thanks.”
Me: “The cheaper model will not stand up to any punishment from the older child.”
Customer: “No, he isn’t mine. My other son is with a friend and he is about the same size as the little fella.” *points to the slim 6 year old*
Me: “Okay, but if this is for the older child, we won’t fix any damage he does and won’t refund or replace it.”
Customer: “Are you calling me a liar?”
Me: “No, I just want you to be aware that it’s not designed for older children.”
Customer: “Well, it won’t be for an older kid, you idiot.”
(I take the customer to counter with receipt and warn the manager of her after she departs. Two days later, the customer returns with a broken bed and the two same boys.)
Customer: “I got this bed two days ago and one is already broken.”
Me: “Did the older kid jump on it?”
Customer: “No, you bloody idiot! I told you it wasn’t for him.”
Me: “Okay then, just go to the front counter and they will arrange a refund.”
(The customer walks from the warehouse to the front desk. Meanwhile, I talk to the 6-year-old son.)
Me: *to the 6 year old* “Did your big brother jump on the bed?”
6-year-old Son: “Yeah, he cracked a sad, jumped on his bed, threw it against the wall and broke it. Now mum has to get a new one so she brought it back.”
(I walk to the front counter and tell the administration staff to cancel the order.)
Me: *to the customer* “Please come and collect your broken bed from the warehouse.”
Customer: “Why the h*** do I want the broken bed back? I came here for a refund!”
Me: “Luckily, your son is more honest than you are. He told me the truth about the bed, and we aren’t a disposal service for other people’s rubbish.”
Customer: “F*** you!”
Me: “Thank you. Have a nice day.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.