That Put Him In His Place Without A Smiley Face

(Our class is usually pretty rowdy and the teacher always comes in yelling about how he can hear us from the staff room. One day one of the girls comes up with a plan to try to freak him out. We are all extremely quiet and all sitting at our desks with straight faces when he comes into the room.)

Teacher: “What’s going on in h…”

Entire Class: “GOOD MORNING, MR [TEACHER]! WE ARE ALL IN OUR PLACES WITH BRIGHT SHINING FACES!” *we all give a demented grin*

(The teacher gives a horrified look, walks out, and looks at the door number before returning.)

Teacher: “I’m in the right room.” *sits at his desk stunned* “Um, how about you don’t do that again?”

(The whole class burst out laughing.)