Put Into An Awkward Position

(Two girl friends and I are in the car having a ladies night out. Friend #1 and I have just recently found out that Friend #2’s longtime boyfriend is Mormon. This is the first time that Friend #2 has been out with me and Friend #1 without the guys, so she is sitting shyly and quietly in the back seat. Friend #1 and I are having very open and borderline graphic girly talk since I’ve been married six years and Friend #1 is a newlywed looking for advice about some things.)

Me: “[Friend #2], I hope we’re not making you uncomfortable with our sex talk.”

Friend #1: *to me* “Oh, don’t be silly.” *to Friend #2* “So, what’s your favorite position?”

Me: “Now who’s being silly? It’s MISSIONARY, of course!”