Put His Football In His Mouth
Sporting Event | Related
| October 21, 2013
(I am seven, watching a soccer game with my family. I don’t play soccer, so I know nothing of it except there are two goals that players are trying to kick a ball into.)
Other Spectators: *shouting suggestions to the players*
Me: *joining in* “Kick him! Push him! Shove him!”
Other Spectators: *laugh*
Me: “Mom, why are they laughing at me?”
Mom: “Honey, those things that you suggested are illegal in soccer.”
Me: “Oh! Well, that’s dumb.”