Pushy Grandmothers Are Singularly Embarrassing

| Romantic | July 4, 2012

(A man in his early thirties and his grandmother come up to my register and begin unloading groceries.)

Me: “How are you doing today?”

Guy: “I’m doing alright. I’d be better if I had a girlfriend. Are any of your friends single?”

Me: “Uh, nope all my friends are taken. Sorry.”

Guy: “Grandma, did you hear that? All her friends are taken!”

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