Push Up Is A Let Down

(I’m flipping through a lingerie catalogue when I see a push-up bra that would temporarily solve my small busted-ness.)

Me: “Look, it says this bra will make me look two cup sizes larger.”

Husband: “So?”

Me: “Well, you keep saying my boobs are too small. This would help fix that for you and I wouldn’t have to get a boob job that I don’t want.”

Husband: “What’s the point? It’s just going to be disappointing when you take it off.”