Purse Gives Him Purpose

| Related | April 9, 2014

(I’ve just finished ringing up a woman whose teenage son was holding her purse for her while she paid. Once I close the register and hand her her change, I turn away to deal with some small chores behind the counter.)

Woman: “Give me my purse.”

Son: “… It makes me look beautiful.”

(I look back in time to see the son trying to run away, as his mother attempts to wrestle the purse from him.)

Son: *desperately clinging to purse* “It makes me look gorgeous!”

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