Pure Simulated Evil
(I’m at home playing Sims on my computer, and have created characters for myself and my boyfriend. I’m asking him about careers.)
Me: *lists of a few random careers* “So, any you think you would be interested in?”
Boyfriend: “Wait, Emperor of Evil? That’s a job?”
Me: “Yeah, but—”
Boyfriend: “Emperor of Evil.”
Me: “Are you sure?”
Boyfriend: “Emperor of Evil.”
Me: “Okay. But if you scare the kids I’m gonna be mad.”
Boyfriend: “They’ll be my little minions…”
Me: “Yeah, that’s the other thing I’m afraid of.”
Boyfriend: “Wanna help daddy work, baby? Wanna play princess? Today I’m stealing the crown jewels from the Queen!”
Me: “That’s more Master Thief, which by the way is way more lucrative.”
Boyfriend: “Yeah, but a Master Thief wouldn’t turn the crown jewel into a death ray after, then hold the world ransom or I’ll blow up the moon.”
Me: “That was half Mr. Freeze, half Dr. Evil?”
Boyfriend: “Wanna play Star Wars, kids? We can re-enact the scene where everyone’s on their way to Alderaan!”
Me: “You are NOT blowing up the children!”
Boyfriend: “Not the kids, woman, THE MOON. They will be nowhere near it.”
Me: “I can picture this being an actual conversation between our sims.”
Boyfriend: “I can picture this being an actual conversation in our lives.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?