Not Quite Putting Your Best Foot Forward
(My boyfriend goes to bed quite early, while I tend to be more of a night person. I’m frequently in bed reading or on my computer for several hours after he’s already gone to sleep.)
Boyfriend: *groggily* “Was I asleep?”
Me: “Yep.”
Boyfriend: “Oh. Well, you’re pretty. All of you. Even your feeties.”
Me: “My what?”
Boyfriend: “Sexual feeties!” *with that, he rolls over and goes back to sleep*
(The next morning he asked me if he had really said ‘sexual feeties.’ For what it’s worth, he definitely does not have a foot fetish!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?