Flightless Birds And Bees
(I have just got a new boyfriend, and we are both 23 years old. We’re shopping at a store when we see someone run into a display, knock it on the floor, and run away. We decide to help by picking things up.)
Boyfriend: “Huh? Do you know what these are?” *shows me condoms*
Me: *a little tense* “Uh… just put them back.”
Boyfriend: “Okay.”
(Later we go outside to the street.)
Me: “Alright, listen. I do not appreciate you teasing me about condoms. I’m not that type of person, and we’ve only been dating for two weeks.”
Boyfriend: “Why would I tease you? I was just asking what it is because I don’t know.”
Me: “…seriously?”
Boyfriend: “What’s the matter?”
Me: “You… really do not know what condoms are?”
Boyfriend: “I don’t know everything. Why are you hounding me on asking a simple question?”
Me: “Well, I’m surprised. But if you don’t know, then let’s forget this. Go look up what a condom is on the internet or something.”
(It is later in the day, and we’re at our respective homes.)
Boyfriend: “Now that was pretty gross.”
Me: “What?”
Boyfriend: “What you told me to look up. I had no clue how people have babies before today!”
Me: “…wait, you didn’t even know that?”
Boyfriend: “Everyone told me storks brought babies.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?