Puns With Friends  

(Playing ‘Words with Friends’ online, my friend frequently places tiles until they make a word, with no idea what the word actually means.)

Friend: *plays ‘PARGE’* “No, I don’t know what it means.”

Me: “It’s the ridge in a pear tree.”

Friend: “Really? There ya go. I learn something everyday!”

Me: “The parge ridge in a pear tree is only visible on the first day of Christmas, though.”

Friend: “Why am I questioning your reasoning now?”