Puns Will Be Assimilated
(My mom has brought her sewing machine out to repair some clothes. My brother is getting into learning how things work.)
Brother: “How does the sewing machine pedal work?”
Me: “It has a potentiometer in it. It adjusts resistance to change the flow of electricity.”
Brother: “Resistance?”
Me: “Yeah. It’s futile.”
Mom: “No, it’s foot-ile!”
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?