Puns Are Literally S***
(One of our regular customers is a magician, and tends to have various novelty items.)
Me: *to a coworker* “Hey, check out what [Customer] just gave me.”
(I hand him what appears to be a one-inch, handmade wooden stool inside a plastic medicine vial.)
Coworker: “What the h*** is that?”
Me: “A ‘stool sample.'”
Coworker: *groans*