Puns Are A Dish Best Served Cold
(I went out for ice cream with friends late the night before and am now texting my boyfriend the following morning.)
Boyfriend: “How are you today? No, hangovers from the ice cream?”
Me: “Nope. I handle my ice cream quite well, but I am a bit sleepy.”
Boyfriend: “Now for ice cream, it’s a ‘rocky road’ for you when you don’t get enough sleep and consume too much ice cream.”
Me: “Oh! Ice cream puns. If only I could come up with some.”
Boyfriend: “Well, I did “ice” that pun, to “cone” a phrase.”
Me: “I was already ‘sweet’ deprived before last night anyway.”
Boyfriend: “See, puns are something that can be ‘scooped’ up in a few minutes.”
Me: “And then ‘sprinkled’ throughout conversation.”
Boyfriend: “While ‘chilling out’ and our minds ‘consume’ the knowledge.”
Me: “Otherwise we’d all go ‘nuts.'”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?