Punning Cheeses Is A Brie’s
Text/Chat/Email | Pearland, TX, USA |
Romantic | December 7, 2012
(I hurt my toe on a blade my boyfriend left out. I text him about it afterwards.)
Me: “It’s no problem… doesn’t even hurt any more.”
Boyfriend: “Well, gouda.”
Me: “It was only a small injury to my feta.”
Boyfriend: “Do I have your parmesan to kiss it better?”
Me: “Of course, but only because I swiss you.”
Boyfriend: “D***, I’m out of cute cheeses.”
Me: “I’m much cheddar at this than you.”
