Punchline Has Been Cancelled
College & University | Learning
| April 16, 2015
(Monday:)
Sign On Door: “All of [Professor]’s classes are canceled today.”
Students: “Yay, free time!”
(Wednesday:)
Professor: “Sorry, I canceled the other day. I was sick and didn’t want to spread it to anyone.”
(Friday:)
Sign On Door: “[Professor]’s nine am class is canceled.”
(Monday:)
Professor: “Sorry about Friday. I had a flat tire.”
(Wednesday:)
Sign On Door: “[Professor]’s classes are canceled today.”
Student: *sarcastically* “What did he do, die?”
Teacher: *glaring* “Yes.” *walks away*
Student: “What?”
(We found out during lunch he had died!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
