Punchline Has Been Cancelled

| Learning | April 16, 2015

(Monday:)

Sign On Door: “All of [Professor]’s classes are canceled today.”

Students: “Yay, free time!”

(Wednesday:)

Professor: “Sorry, I canceled the other day. I was sick and didn’t want to spread it to anyone.”

(Friday:)

Sign On Door: “[Professor]’s nine am class is canceled.”

(Monday:)

Professor: “Sorry about Friday. I had a flat tire.”

(Wednesday:)

Sign On Door: “[Professor]’s classes are canceled today.”

Student: *sarcastically* “What did he do, die?”

Teacher: *glaring* “Yes.” *walks away*

Student: “What?”

(We found out during lunch he had died!)

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