Pun-der A Tree

| York, England, UK | Romantic | November 28, 2012

(My girlfriend and I are walking down the street on my way to work, when a leaf flutters down from a nearby tree. My girlfriend recoils about a foot, with a sudden look of terror. We stop, and I stare at her with huge eyes.)

Girlfriend: “We’re being attacked!”

Me: “It’s a leaf.”

Girlfriend: “But it came at me!”

Me: “With leaf-al intent!”

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