Pumpkins: The Hate Is Real
(I work at a courtesy desk for a grocery store. It’s the day before Halloween and we ran out of pumpkins. We got calls and questions all day asking if we had pumpkins for sale. After work, I decide to call the courtesy desk to mess with my coworker.)
Coworker: *picks up phone* “[Location] [Store]. [Coworker] speaking.”
Me: “Yes, do you guys sell pumpkins?”
Coworker:” No, we don’t sell them, [My Name].”
Me: “But [Competing Store] sells pumpkins.”
Coworker: “Then why don’t you buy them and bring them here so we can sell them?”
Me: “But why don’t you guys have them?”
Coworker: “Because we hate our customers. Have a nice day.” *hangs up*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
