Pumpkin Pie Pussycats And Precarious Pronunciations

I have encountered various rude customers at work. These are two of the worst.

I work in the meat department. A customer comes up to me holding a pumpkin pie.

Customer #1: “Can my cat eat this?”

Me: “I’m sorry, but I don’t know.”

Customer #1: “You’re an idiot!”

And then there was the customer that tried to fight me because I dared call it “Neapolitan” ice cream.

Customer #2: “It’s clearly called ‘Napoleon’ ice cream!”