Pumpkin Minus The Kin

| Canada | Romantic | February 7, 2013

(I frequently have bad menstruation pain, and am somewhat considering a hysterectomy. I am on webcam with a friend I’m in love with, and who loves me.)

Me: “So, I had a weird thought. A hysterectomy is basically like scooping the organs out, so I just thought of them being taken out with an ice cream scoop.”

Him: “I don’t know, I think it’d be more like gutting a pumpkin.”

Me: “So, I’m a pumpkin now?”

Him: “No!”

Me: “Women in general are pumpkins?”

Him: “Yes.”

Me: “I’m just not a pumpkin because you like me?”

Him: “Exactly, I wouldn’t carve you.”

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