Pulling At That Purse String Until She Realizes

, , , , | Right | August 19, 2020

I am working customer service when the following phone call comes in.

Me: “[Grocery Store], this is—”

Caller: “LOCK THE DOORS! DON’T LET ANYONE OUT! CALL THE POLICE! MY PURSE WAS STOLEN!”

Me: “Please, first, what is your name?”

Caller: “It has my wallet, my keys, my makeup, my meds, my phone, just everything in it! Someone stole it at your store!”

Me: “Are you still close to the store?”

Caller: “No, I’m at home. I just got home and found that my purse was stolen.”

Me: “Are you calling from the phone that was in your purse?”

Caller: “Well… DUH! It’s the only phone I have!”

Me: “And you drove home?”

Caller: *Disgusted* “Well, I didn’t walk!

Me: “And your keys and phone were in your purse?”

Caller: “Well, yes!

Me: “Think about it.”

Caller: *Pause* “Oh…” *Click*

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