Pudding Up With Him
(My fiancé is going to have his wisdom teeth removed, so I take him grocery shopping to buy soft foods he likes. He is not happy about it.)
Me: “How about some pudding? You like pudding.”
Fiancé: “Oh, yeah! Okay, pudding. What kind of pudding don’t you like?”
Me: “DON’T I like? Well, I like most kinds. Banana is pretty awful, though.”
(He grabs three boxes of banana pudding.)
Fiancé: “Okay, then I want banana. I don’t want you eating any of my pudding!”
(A girl behind us starts laughing.)
Me: *to her* “Yes, this is the man I’m marrying. Isn’t he sweet?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?